Fashion Overload

Must Have: iamaKey

How do I not already own one of these? Available from La Cie. Only $30 for 8GB USB drive. It's so so pretty.

Paris Hilton Ringside

Remember how Miss Paris was giving us "disco ball goes to the BDSM dungeon"? Well feast your eyes on tranny disco sphere heads to the WWE Summer Slam. I know, I'm speechless. J'adore her attention starved, completely balls out approach to dressing. The girl is a walking exclamation point that screams:

"I'm Paris Hilton and my favorite color is sequins!"

Transmission received honey. We got you loud and clear.

Tyra Banks As Barbara Walters

Tyra Banks: I have to ask you a personal question, but you're on my "Tyra Couch" and there are no personal questions! Um, were you practicing safe sex?

Levi Johnston: Yeah.

Tyra Banks: Really? Even when the baby was conceived?

Levi Johnston: We were.

Tyra Banks: And so there was a wardrobe malfunction?

Levi Johnston: I guess.

Tyra Banks: Yeah?

Levi Johnston: Yeah?

Tyra Banks:Really?

Levi Johnston: Yeah, I guess so.

Tyra Banks: Every time you practiced safe sex?

Tyra Banks: Yeah.

Tyra Banks: Every time?

Levi Johnston: Every time.

Tyra Banks: Levi!

Levi Johnston: Most of the time.

Tyra Banks: There you go!!