It's about that time of year and I'm starting to get a lot of emails regarding formal dresses for young ladies. Even though we have a tendency to say that all teens and tweens are dressing too racy for their own good nowadays, when I look through the images of the goods that are available 95% of them are these hideous and unflattering empire waisted, long column dresses. Unless you're at least 5'10" and max out at 105lbs you'll look fat and stumpy in these gowns. Why not select something that is shorter.. say cocktail length? You can put the torches and pitch forks away people. I'm not talking micro-minis. Just knee length or a couple inches above.
This particular dress is the wrongest I've seen thus far. I mean, I'm kinda amazed and scared of the teen bitch that would leave the house in a huge swollen vagina dress... with both a tiara and that smug expression. That takes some HUGE nuts. Really, this is one of those garments that only a drag queen could pull off.