Someday I am going to make my way out to Dollywood so that I can share in a sparkly moment with this lady and drink in her divine. We'll play connect four and like a gentleman, I'll throw the game. I'm just happy and mystified to be seated across from "Miss Homo-Explosion" in what must be a Bob Mackie original. As the evening progresses, I get a little cocky (and a lot of drunk) and push the pearls aside in order to motorboat her majesty. I want to get inside her head. Never give up kids. It's important to have dreams and goals.
