Fashion Overload

Speilberg, Warhol & Jagger

This clip is essentially the ultimate 80s/Studio 54 joke set up, "Bianca Jagger, Andy Warhol, & Steven Speilberg enter a hotel room...." All that's missing here is Grace Jones and a mountain of booger sugar. I'm going to be frank and say that there isn't really much that's fashion oriented about this post except for the fact that Jagger was a model or some shizz, but this conversation fascinates me. It's clearly the middle of the night and I can only assume that the kids are all drugged out of their minds. What else could explain Speilbergs admissions that he thinks there are ghosts or aliens in the TV and that (much like Lucille Ball) he picked up a radio show on his fillings as a child? Hey kids! Don't Do Drugs!

I [Heart] Alexander McQueen

These black crystal booties by Alexander McQueen are ridiculously beautiful and high on the drama. I wouldn't expect any less from such a genius. These kicks will be available in very limited supply at McQueen boutiques and it said they will retail for $10,000 USD. Beauty has a steep price tag. Really his work and presentations are more sculpture and performance art. Just check out these clips of his runway shows.

Christian Audigier Lamborghini

What better way to cement your place in the asshat hall of fame than to get yourself a Christian Audigier Lamborghini? Edo Competition joined forces with the designer to produce the limited edition Murcielago called the edo LP 710 Audigier. The vehicle features a matte black exterior with his signature skull tattoo themes. The car has been rebuilt with new aerodynamics, wheels, tires and reaches 124mph in just under 10 seconds and touts a top speed of the 223.7mph (360km/h). Only five of the autos are going to be produced and they come at a price of $692,500. Click images to enlarge.

   

Eva Wants To Be On Top

Eva, winner of ANTM Cycle 3, is getting married! To a guy! Eva Marcille — who went by Eva Pigford when she won Top Model — became engaged to Tyler Perry's House of Payne star Lance Gross on Christmas Eve. (Can you imagine? A Gross-Pigford Wedding) Eva, who was once rumored to be linked with Missy Elliott, began dating her fiancé in 2007. She's been a series regular on The Young and the Restless— playing a character named Tyra.

Put Him On A Unicorn

The Barack Obama commemoratives have been pretty non-stop. There are Obama coins (which, for the record are worthless), wall calendars, you name it. I even spotted and Obama disposable lighter and car air freshner the other day. There's no shortage of crass merchandising and really what could be more American? Today I was sent an Obama T-Shirt that at least made me smile. Really you thrown anyone on a unicorn and I'm likely to at least giggle. Just ask Neil Patrick Harris. Get your Chris Bishop Obama T HERE. 

Start 2009 In Style

Transexual goddess Amanda Lepore, Sex & The City's Pat Field, MTV's Whitney Port, artist Kenny Scharf and myself will all be on hand for a celebration at the Raleigh Hotel put together by nightlife legend Susanne Bartsch. The locale has been quite the spot this year hosting runway presentations for Chanel cruise and a shindig for Visionaire. I can't wait to see who will turn up for the NYE festivities. My understanding is that MTV will be taping an episode of "The City" at the event. I sort of hope that isn't true. Join us and see for yourself by getting your tickets HERE.

Happy Holidays

Sailing With Style

 

Starting in February, the Brazil Fashion Cruise sets sail from Santos and continues along the South American coast celebrating music, art, and design. The seven day shopping excursion features daily fashion shows from designers Samuel Cirnansck, and Juliana Jabour among others. The Baglione Collective will provide the visual arts portion of the festivities with live painting demonstrations set to beats by a cadre of international DJs. The journey culminates in a ship wide model search. The winner will be selected by a representative from a top Brazilian agency and awarded a contract with their management group. See you there!

Celebrate With Chanel & Blondie for GMHC

  

Chanel Iman's throwing a party and she wants you to come. The white party is this Saturday at Santos Party House and ticket sales will benefit Gay Men's Health Crisis. If seeing Chanel and I isn't enough of a reason to get your butt over there....  Debbie Harry will be performing to boot. That's right kids, Blondie! Several bold-faced members of the fashion elite are expected to attend (Marc Jacobs especially) you could least make the obligatory stop as well. You know, do it for the boys. You can buy tickets at the cash-only door but we have a feeling they'll sell out quickly. Your best bet is to buy em online NOW.

Kim Cares About The Kids

 
Kim Kardashian visited the ghetto to deliver holiday bags filled with Ed Hardy merchandise to inner city school kids. Oh good.  A celebutard who's known for having a big butt and screwing her boyfriend on camera has plenty of valuable stuff to teach future generations. It's the holidays and she's there for the kids people! Some life lessons from Kim:

# 1 - If you are doing something serious. Bangs make you look intelligent and serious. Bangs mean business.

# 2 - When in a sparkly dress that looks like it once belonged to a jiggly blonde who models Rice-A-Roni or kitchen appliances on the Price is Right... wear a coat over it. Smart people wear coats.

#3 - Bring the paparazzi so all the normal people can remember you were there.