Look Like A Star (of a Slasher Flick)

I've seen and heard any number of unconventional beauty products. In fact, through years of spa visits and gift bags I've accumulated an assortment of odd gadgets and serums. Pore vacuum? Yup. Paraffin station? Collecting dust. Pearl infused moisturizer? Got tons of the stuff. Despite my collection of snake oils and beauty gizmos, I took a moments pause when I was confronted with the Rejuvenique Facial Toning Mask Kit. I'm not really sure why a big facial vibrator would do much of anything for your pores. My biggest problem is with the appearance of the mask itself. If I walked into a room where someone was using this, I'd probably run screaming out of the room, convinced I had just encountered a deranged serial killer. Am I wrong?